THE DOORSTEPPING DINOSAUR

 There's a dinosaur at our front door, he says can he come in?
He has two large alarming eyes, and a rather threatening grin.
He might be protoceratops,
Do you think we ought to call the cops?
He might be tyrannosaurus,
But if he was he'd make more fuss!
He's smiling through the glass at us,
But he's NOT coming in.

There's a dinosaur at our front door, he just won't go away.
He says he's come to read the gas, he says he's come to cut the grass,
He's leaning on the doorbell now,
He's moaning like a love-sick cow,
His breath has made our windows crack.
We hope his mate's not out the back!
We're rather nervous, that's a fact,
But he's NOT coming in.

 There's a dinosaur at our front door, it's getting past a joke.
It's really quite a quiet lane, we hope the neighbours won't complain.
Maybe he's come from the zoo?
Has he brought a camera crew?
Maybe he lives in Loch Ness?
He's making really quite a mess.
We've told him he must leave unless ….
Cos he's NOT coming in.

 There's a dinosaur at our front door, we're getting used to him.
The postie and the paper boy are not exactly filled with joy,
The neighbours are afraid that he
Will ruin the price of property.
But after all, it's not his fault
That he gives everyone a jolt.
We've named him now,
We call him WALT.
Perhaps we'll let him in.